Weird LinkedIn Optimizer

Lead Gen Prompt Pack for Unconventional Professionals

Turn your LinkedIn profile from beige to brilliant.

Weird-but-workable optimizations that attract the right kind of weird.

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Step 1: Extract Your LinkedIn Profile

Paste your LinkedIn profile URL to extract your current headline and bio.
Note: Due to LinkedIn's privacy protections, extraction may not work for all profiles.

Make sure your LinkedIn profile is public or click here if you want to copy-paste your LinkedIn headline and bio.

Step 1a: Enter Your Profile Info

Copy-paste your current LinkedIn headline and bio from your profile.

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Step 2: Weirdness Discovery

Answer these 7 questions to unlock your weird professional superpowers.

1. What's your weird superpower?

2. Which rabbit holes do you fall into?

3. What do people come to you for that's not in your job description?

4. If your vibe were a movie character or mythical figure, who would it be?

5. Which three words would your best friend use to describe your professional energy?

6. What's the most unconventional thing you've done at work that actually worked?

7. What kind of opportunities or collaborators are you trying to attract right now?

Step 3: Your Free Weird Optimization

🎯 New Headline Idea

⚡ Quick Win Tip

🔥 4 More Headline Options

"Narrative Architect | Professional Chaos Tamer | [Industry] Systems Whisperer"

"Question-Everything [Role] | Pattern Detector | Rabbit-Hole Professional"

"[Your Weird Superpower] Specialist | Unconventional Problem Solver"

✨ Bio Rewrite

A complete rewrite of your About section that weaves together your professional expertise with your weird obsessions, unconventional approaches, and the specific kinds of challenges that light you up...

🎯 5 Personalized Tips

Based on your rabbit hole obsession with [specific topic]...
Your [movie character] energy should show up in...
That unconventional thing you did? Turn it into...

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Drop your email and we'll send you your complete Weird LinkedIn Optimizer Pack with 4 more headlines, bio rewrite, and personalized tips.

Step 4: Your Complete Weird LinkedIn Optimizer Pack

🔥 4 More Headline Options

✨ Suggested Bio Rewrite

🎯 Your Personalized Tips

💎 Bonus: General Weird Tips

• Lead with your weirdest strength, not your title. "Systems Poet" beats "Senior Manager" every time.
• Replace corporate speak with your actual obsessions. "Results-driven" → "Process-obsessed" or "Detail-hypnotized"
• Use your unconventional background as a superpower. That philosophy degree? It's not irrelevant—it's your edge.
• Write for the people you want to work with, not HR. If they don't get your weird, they're not your people.
• Show the process behind the result. Don't just say you "increased conversion." Say you "obsessed over micro-interactions until users couldn't help but click."

Weird LinkedIn Optimizer

Step 1: Extract Your LinkedIn Profile

Your Current Profile

Step 1a: Enter Your Profile Info

Step 2: Weirdness Discovery

Step 3: Your Free Weird Optimization

🎯 New Headline Idea

⚡ Quick Win Tip

🔥 4 More Headline Options

✨ Bio Rewrite

🎯 5 Personalized Tips

Want the Full Weird Audit?

Step 4: Your Complete Weird LinkedIn Optimizer Pack

🔥 4 More Headline Options

✨ Suggested Bio Rewrite

🎯 Your Personalized Tips

💎 Bonus: General Weird Tips

✨ Share Your Weird Optimization

Unlock Your Full Weird Audit